Tuesday, March 26, 2013
Monday, July 20, 2009
Smart lines by people....
1. A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking,
But a WISE man tells, her that she looks extremely
BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption:
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
3. Three FASTEST means of Communication:
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your
sisters not their friends.
5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the
Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa
next to him.
Moral: BE SPECIFIC
6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at
the SAME time?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST
KISSER among all your friends.
7. Let us be generous like this: Four Ants are
moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
Ant 1 says: we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says: No, Let us break his Leg alone.
Ant 3 says: No, we will just throw him away from
our path.
Ant 4 says: No, we will LEAVE him because he is
ALONE and we are FOUR.
8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend You are missing
SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY
thing in your life.
9. Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for
their MISTAKE?
Answer: On their MARRIAGE.
10. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY TO GOD.
And ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness
Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
11. Why does the Government NOT allow a Man to
MARRY 2 Women.
Because as per Constitution,
You can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.
A wonderful Song By a Software Engineer
Kabhi Kabhi Aditi Jindagi (Modified By Software Engineer)
Ting Ding.. Ting Ding.. Ting Ding Ding
Ting Ding.. Ting Ding.. Ting Ding Ding....
Kabhi kabhi aditi zindagi mein yuhi coding karna padta hai,
Kabhi kabhi aditi wo, code naa chale to ek sapna lagta hai,
Aise mein koi kaise apne ungliyon ko chalane se roke?
Aur kaise koi soch le everything's gonna be ok?
Kabhi kabhi to lage zindagi mein rahi naa bench aur mastiyan,
Kabhi kabhi to lage har din mushkil aur har pal ek sazaa,
Aise mein koi kaise, code karaaye, kaise ghar nikle khush hoke?
Aur kaise koi soch le everything gonna be ok?
Soch zara jaane jaa coding ko hum kitna kostey hai,
Rote hai hum bhi agar teri screen pe koi code ko dekhte hain,
Coding to aata nahi hai magar phir bhi hum karte hai,
Ki aditi maan kabhi , kabhi saare jahan mein code fail bhi hota hai,
Lekin coding ke baad hi, to appraisal hota hai..
Kabhi kabhi aditi zindagi mein yuhi coding karna padta hai,
Kabhi kabhi aditi wo, code naa chale to ek sapna lagta hai,
Hey aditi hass de, hass de, hass de, hass de, hass de, hass de tu zara,
Nahi to bass thoda thoda thoda thoda thoda thoda muskura..
Tu khush hai to lage ki jahan ki coding ho gayi,
CEO nikle office se ,aur baaten salary,
Sun to zara madhosh hawa tujhse kehne lagi,
Ki aditi wo jo code karte ek naa ek din, phir bhool jaate hain,
Aditi, jaane tu ya jaane naa, coding phir bhi kar paate hai..
Kabhi kabhi aditi zindagi mein yuhi coding karna padta hai,
Kabhi kabhi aditi wo code naa chale to ek sapna lagta hai,
Hey aditi hass de, hass de, hass de, hass de, hass de, hass de tu zara,
Nahi to bass thoda thoda thoda thoda thoda thoda muskura..
Ting Ding.. Ting Ding.. Ting Ding Ding
Ting Ding.. Ting Ding.. Ting Ding Ding....
Kabhi kabhi aditi zindagi mein yuhi coding karna padta hai,
Kabhi kabhi aditi wo, code naa chale to ek sapna lagta hai,
Aise mein koi kaise apne ungliyon ko chalane se roke?
Aur kaise koi soch le everything's gonna be ok?
Kabhi kabhi to lage zindagi mein rahi naa bench aur mastiyan,
Kabhi kabhi to lage har din mushkil aur har pal ek sazaa,
Aise mein koi kaise, code karaaye, kaise ghar nikle khush hoke?
Aur kaise koi soch le everything gonna be ok?
Soch zara jaane jaa coding ko hum kitna kostey hai,
Rote hai hum bhi agar teri screen pe koi code ko dekhte hain,
Coding to aata nahi hai magar phir bhi hum karte hai,
Ki aditi maan kabhi , kabhi saare jahan mein code fail bhi hota hai,
Lekin coding ke baad hi, to appraisal hota hai..
Kabhi kabhi aditi zindagi mein yuhi coding karna padta hai,
Kabhi kabhi aditi wo, code naa chale to ek sapna lagta hai,
Hey aditi hass de, hass de, hass de, hass de, hass de, hass de tu zara,
Nahi to bass thoda thoda thoda thoda thoda thoda muskura..
Tu khush hai to lage ki jahan ki coding ho gayi,
CEO nikle office se ,aur baaten salary,
Sun to zara madhosh hawa tujhse kehne lagi,
Ki aditi wo jo code karte ek naa ek din, phir bhool jaate hain,
Aditi, jaane tu ya jaane naa, coding phir bhi kar paate hai..
Kabhi kabhi aditi zindagi mein yuhi coding karna padta hai,
Kabhi kabhi aditi wo code naa chale to ek sapna lagta hai,
Hey aditi hass de, hass de, hass de, hass de, hass de, hass de tu zara,
Nahi to bass thoda thoda thoda thoda thoda thoda muskura..
10 principles for Peace of Mind..
1. Do Not Interfere In Others' Business Unless Asked.
Most of us create our own problems by interfering too often in others' affairs. We do so because somehow we have convinced ourselves that our way is the best way, our logic is the perfect logic and those who do not conform to our thinking must be criticized and steered to the right direction, our direction. This thinking denies the existence of individuality and consequently the existence of God.. God has created each one of us in a unique way. No two human beings can think or act in exactly the same way. All men or women act the way they do because God within them prompts them that way. Mind your own business and you will keep your peace.
2. Forgive And Forget:
This is the most powerful aid to peace of mind. We often develop ill feelings inside our heart for the person who insults us or harms us. We nurture grievances. This in turn results in loss of sleep, development of stomach ulcers, and high blood pressure. This insult or injury was done once, but nourishing of grievance goes on forever by constantly remembering it. Get over this bad habit. Life is too short to waste in such trifles. Forgive,20Forget, and march on. Love flourishes in giving and forgiving.
3. Do Not Crave For Recognition:
This world is full of selfish people. They seldom praise anybody without selfish motives. They may praise you today because you are in power, but no sooner than you are powerless, they will forget your achievement and will start finding faults in you. Why do you wish to kill yourse lf in striving for their recognition? Their recognition is not worth the aggravation. Do your duties ethically and sincerely.
4. Do Not Be Jealous:
We all have experienced how jealousy can disturb our peace of mind. You know that you work harder than your colleagues in the office, but sometimes they get promotions; you do not. You started a business several years ago, but you are not as successful as your neighbor whose business is only one year old. There are several examples like these in everyday life. Should you be jealous? No. Remember everybody's life is shaped by his/her destiny, which has now become his/her reality. If you are destined to be rich, nothing in the world can stop you. If you are not so destined, no one can help you either. Nothing will be gained by blaming others for your misfortune. Jealousy will not get you anywhere; it will only take away your peace of mind.
5. Change Yourself According To The Environment:
If you try to change the environment single-handedly, the chances are you will fail. Instead, change yourself to suit your environment. As you do this, even the environment, which has been unfriendly to you, will mysteriously change and seem congenial and harmonious.
6. Endure What Cannot Be Cured:
This is the best way to turn a disadvantage into an advantage. Every day we face numerous inconveniences, ailments, irritations, and accidents that are beyond our control. If we cannot control them or change them, we must learn to put up with these things. We must learn to endure them cheerfully. Believe in yourself and you will gain in terms of patience, inner strength and will power.
7. Do Not Bite Off More Than You Can Chew:
This maxim needs to be remembered constantly. We often tend to take more responsibilities than we are capable of carrying out.. This is done to satisfy our ego. Know your limitations. . Why take on additional loads that may create more worries? You cannot gain peace of mind by expanding your external activities. Reduce your material engagements and spend time in prayer, introspection and meditation. This will reduce those thoughts in your mind that make you restless. Uncluttered mind will produce greater peace of mind.
8. Med itate Regularly:
Meditation calms the mind and gets rid of disturbing thoughts. This is the highest state of peace of mind. Try and experience it yourself. If you meditate earnestly for half an hour everyday, your mind will tend to become peaceful during the remaining twenty-three and half-hours. Your mind will not be easily disturbed as it was before. You would benefit by gradually increasing the period of daily meditation. You may think that this will interfere with your daily work. On the contrary, this will increase your efficiency and you will be able to produce better results in less time.
9. Never Leave The Mind Vacant:
An empty mind is the devil's workshop. All evil actions start in the vacant mind. Keep your mind occupied in something positive, something worthwhile. Actively follow a hobby. Do something that holds your interest. You must decide what you value more: money or peace of mind. Your hobby, like social work or religious work, may not always earn you more money, but you will have a sense of fulfillment and achievement. Even when you are resting physically, occupy yourself in healthy reading or mental chanting of God's name.
10. Do Not Procrastinate And Never Regret:
Do not waste time in protracted wondering " Should I or shouldn't I?" Days, weeks, months, and years may be wasted in that futile mental debating. You can never plan enough because you can never anticipate all future happenings. Value your time and do the things that need to be done. It does not matter if you fail the first time. You can learn from your mistakes and succeed the next time. Sitting back and worrying will lead to nothing. Learn from your mistakes, but do not brood over the past. DO NOT REGRET. Whatever happened was desti ned to happen only that way. Why cry over spilt milk?
Most of us create our own problems by interfering too often in others' affairs. We do so because somehow we have convinced ourselves that our way is the best way, our logic is the perfect logic and those who do not conform to our thinking must be criticized and steered to the right direction, our direction. This thinking denies the existence of individuality and consequently the existence of God.. God has created each one of us in a unique way. No two human beings can think or act in exactly the same way. All men or women act the way they do because God within them prompts them that way. Mind your own business and you will keep your peace.
2. Forgive And Forget:
This is the most powerful aid to peace of mind. We often develop ill feelings inside our heart for the person who insults us or harms us. We nurture grievances. This in turn results in loss of sleep, development of stomach ulcers, and high blood pressure. This insult or injury was done once, but nourishing of grievance goes on forever by constantly remembering it. Get over this bad habit. Life is too short to waste in such trifles. Forgive,20Forget, and march on. Love flourishes in giving and forgiving.
3. Do Not Crave For Recognition:
This world is full of selfish people. They seldom praise anybody without selfish motives. They may praise you today because you are in power, but no sooner than you are powerless, they will forget your achievement and will start finding faults in you. Why do you wish to kill yourse lf in striving for their recognition? Their recognition is not worth the aggravation. Do your duties ethically and sincerely.
4. Do Not Be Jealous:
We all have experienced how jealousy can disturb our peace of mind. You know that you work harder than your colleagues in the office, but sometimes they get promotions; you do not. You started a business several years ago, but you are not as successful as your neighbor whose business is only one year old. There are several examples like these in everyday life. Should you be jealous? No. Remember everybody's life is shaped by his/her destiny, which has now become his/her reality. If you are destined to be rich, nothing in the world can stop you. If you are not so destined, no one can help you either. Nothing will be gained by blaming others for your misfortune. Jealousy will not get you anywhere; it will only take away your peace of mind.
5. Change Yourself According To The Environment:
If you try to change the environment single-handedly, the chances are you will fail. Instead, change yourself to suit your environment. As you do this, even the environment, which has been unfriendly to you, will mysteriously change and seem congenial and harmonious.
6. Endure What Cannot Be Cured:
This is the best way to turn a disadvantage into an advantage. Every day we face numerous inconveniences, ailments, irritations, and accidents that are beyond our control. If we cannot control them or change them, we must learn to put up with these things. We must learn to endure them cheerfully. Believe in yourself and you will gain in terms of patience, inner strength and will power.
7. Do Not Bite Off More Than You Can Chew:
This maxim needs to be remembered constantly. We often tend to take more responsibilities than we are capable of carrying out.. This is done to satisfy our ego. Know your limitations. . Why take on additional loads that may create more worries? You cannot gain peace of mind by expanding your external activities. Reduce your material engagements and spend time in prayer, introspection and meditation. This will reduce those thoughts in your mind that make you restless. Uncluttered mind will produce greater peace of mind.
8. Med itate Regularly:
Meditation calms the mind and gets rid of disturbing thoughts. This is the highest state of peace of mind. Try and experience it yourself. If you meditate earnestly for half an hour everyday, your mind will tend to become peaceful during the remaining twenty-three and half-hours. Your mind will not be easily disturbed as it was before. You would benefit by gradually increasing the period of daily meditation. You may think that this will interfere with your daily work. On the contrary, this will increase your efficiency and you will be able to produce better results in less time.
9. Never Leave The Mind Vacant:
An empty mind is the devil's workshop. All evil actions start in the vacant mind. Keep your mind occupied in something positive, something worthwhile. Actively follow a hobby. Do something that holds your interest. You must decide what you value more: money or peace of mind. Your hobby, like social work or religious work, may not always earn you more money, but you will have a sense of fulfillment and achievement. Even when you are resting physically, occupy yourself in healthy reading or mental chanting of God's name.
10. Do Not Procrastinate And Never Regret:
Do not waste time in protracted wondering " Should I or shouldn't I?" Days, weeks, months, and years may be wasted in that futile mental debating. You can never plan enough because you can never anticipate all future happenings. Value your time and do the things that need to be done. It does not matter if you fail the first time. You can learn from your mistakes and succeed the next time. Sitting back and worrying will lead to nothing. Learn from your mistakes, but do not brood over the past. DO NOT REGRET. Whatever happened was desti ned to happen only that way. Why cry over spilt milk?
Monday, July 13, 2009
Why Malayalis are disliked by some people ???
Why Malayalis are disliked by some people ???
Check out the following facts:-
1. Indian Defense Minister is from Kerala
2. Indian Foreign Secretary is from Kerala
3. Chief Justice of India is from Kerala
4. Chief of "Chandryaan' , the Indian Space program is from Kerala
5. Chief Security Adviser to the Prime Minister is from Kerala
6. Chief of the new Federal Investigation Agency is from Kerala
6. Principal Secretary to Prime Minister is from Kerala
7. The only Indian to contest for the UN Secretary General's Position is from Kerala.
8. The chief of Staff for Security to UN Secretary General is from Kerala
9. Recent two of the Oscar Award winners from Kerala. (Rasool Pookutty and A.R.Rahman
(Dileep))
10. Kerala is the only 100% Literate State in India.
11. Kerala was rated as the most baby friendly state with the lowest infant mortality rates and the best Health Care Model by UN.
12. The last Indian representative to the Miss Universe contest was also a Keralite
You know that coming from a small province our people did not climb the above positions thru back door, it is thru sheer competition!! You will find Keralite farm workers, artisans, technicians, manual laborers, illiterates and semi-literates all migrating to all parts of the Globe. When they start most of them only know their mother tongue. Thru hard work, drive, enthusiasm, tenacity, persistence, Humor sense they learn the trades and also, Hindi, English, Arabic and many other languages necessary to sustain them. True that none of them speak Queens English, but most of the world do not do so as well. The great Chinese Population, majority of the French, German, Arabic, East European and even good percentage of UK population do not speak English or speak only a version of it. ?? Nor the vast majority of Indians can speak Hindi, our National language?
You can hate a race/tribe if they are dishonest, lazy, untrustworthy, uneducated etc... We definitely do not belong to any of these categories?? So why you hate us?? Reason is simple, professional jealousy!!! Keralites Mother Tongue is MALAYALAM (You can spell it from right to left & left to right)
(Malayalam is second language in UAE)
In your city, you have seen Keralites as narial Pani Wallahs, manual labors and shop assistants only. When you come to Dubai you are amazed at their success, influence and the sheer majority irritates you, you cannot take it that those who cannot speak Queens English have become so successful?? You do speak English but your writing and spelling are a horror story!! So dear Friend, we do not apologies for our success, whether you like us or not, we are full of sympathies for you because your fishermen, laborers, artisans do not dare to come out of their villages, because they are illiterates, our men are not, they dare to come out and challenge themselves, become successful.
That's What Malayali All Around the World......
Have a Great Day!!!!!!!!
We Proud to be a KERALITE.....................
Be Proud to say I am a Malayalee...
Have a Great Day!!!!!!!!
We Proud to be a KERALITE.....................
Be Proud to say I am a Malayalee...
Monday, June 22, 2009
Jet air with kerala tourism
In Kerala, Tourism is a major source of revenue and our Government is taking all the right steps to bring in tourists from across the country with budget in their minds.
The campaign called Jet2Kerala is a partnership with Jet Airways and Kerala Tourism Department and they have created new travel packages for travellers within India who are looking to visit Kerala on cheaper and affordable rates.
According to the official site:
Jet2Kerala is an innovative joint promotion to make Kerala, renowned as God’s Own Country, more accessible to holidayers through holiday packages at never-before rates including highly discounted two way airfares on Jet Airways to the three gateway cities of Trivandrum, Cochin and Calicut from anywhere in India.
With this deal you can get a packaged deal which has everything from your flight tickets, pickup and drop at airports, sightseeing and staying in luxurious hotels in a single bindle. This will not only remove all your travel related headaches and it will be more affordable than paying for these individually.
If you are a travel freak and want to know more about this new innovative campaign, click here. It will be fun to see what type of offers Kerala Govt. will have to promote tourism in Kannur once our very own airport comes out.
The online wing of Kerala Govt. has come out with innovative strategies like a twitter contest and free giveaways to publize the offering online using social media channels. Hats off to Kerala Tourism!
The campaign called Jet2Kerala is a partnership with Jet Airways and Kerala Tourism Department and they have created new travel packages for travellers within India who are looking to visit Kerala on cheaper and affordable rates.
According to the official site:
Jet2Kerala is an innovative joint promotion to make Kerala, renowned as God’s Own Country, more accessible to holidayers through holiday packages at never-before rates including highly discounted two way airfares on Jet Airways to the three gateway cities of Trivandrum, Cochin and Calicut from anywhere in India.
With this deal you can get a packaged deal which has everything from your flight tickets, pickup and drop at airports, sightseeing and staying in luxurious hotels in a single bindle. This will not only remove all your travel related headaches and it will be more affordable than paying for these individually.
If you are a travel freak and want to know more about this new innovative campaign, click here. It will be fun to see what type of offers Kerala Govt. will have to promote tourism in Kannur once our very own airport comes out.
The online wing of Kerala Govt. has come out with innovative strategies like a twitter contest and free giveaways to publize the offering online using social media channels. Hats off to Kerala Tourism!
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Make instant Money
I recently noticed that theanand is running a contest on his blog for some really cool cash giveaway. Anand is giving away the money he won from Andreas Bard sometime back. I think that is a really nice thing to do. A shout goes for this SEO blog from Cochin.
For all those who do not know TheAnand, he is a Web developer from Cochin who has a nice blog and lots of info in it including SEO tips.
For all those who do not know TheAnand, he is a Web developer from Cochin who has a nice blog and lots of info in it including SEO tips.
The launch of My new Blog
Saturday, August 25, 2007
Night Shopping getting a big response at Kochi
Night shopping at cochin had made a great turnover to the history of Kerala. The first day itself it had a great response for the shopping.
The roads were full with vehicles even at late nights these days.
This shopping is now launched as in a test basis and will be customized according to the response from the people....
Monday, July 30, 2007
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